Victory in Iraq...

Saying we can achieve victory in Iraq is much like trying to score
the hot chick in the room during frat week at Chippendales
University. Sure 50% of your competition is gay, but, and i take
this from personal experience, women would rather hang out with a gay
hunk, than an asshole.
What i find ironic is that more people dont see what an oxymoron the
term victory in Iraq is. There is no way that all iraqis are going
to come together and sing their arabic "kum-by-yah" and issue
commerative quarters celebrating us 'freeing' them. so whats the
next best thing? we have to get them to like us just a little bit.
now i know a lot of people saw the invasion as a pre-emptive strike
before Saddam got ahold of yellow cake and made nuclear weapons, but
the truth is, weapons of mass destruction or not, saddam was never
really a threat. the peoples loyalty and love for saddam went as far
as the "please dont kill us" phase.
the infrastructure of iraq, prior to the invasion, couldnt have been
more fucked up if M.C. Escher drew it up while dropping acid and
drinking Nyquil. Eventually this country would have burnt itself out
or would have easily been toppled by iran.
now the downside is that the fear of the american soldier was so
engrained in the local iraqis brain, that we were the devil incarnate
and that we would rape their horses and kill their women and piss in
all of their fields and to be real honest that was one battle saddam
won. He was the master of PR. we should really look into the
methods he used to cause such nationwide panic because if we could
pinpoint how he could brainwash his entire country, well then we
arent far from a Rumsfeld/Ashcroft 2012 presidential bid. and no i
wouldnt support it.
to achieve victory in iraq, we have to bottle that PR, because in the
future the history books will show that all this war was a
PR battle over a bunch of sand and no one got the free swag bags.
of course thats just my two cents, i could be wrong.